Post by sammealthedankone on Nov 7, 2016 0:08:38 GMT -5
Slate: Ferrum Silber..how do I begin to explain Ferrum silber
Alice : Ferrum silber is flawless.
Gilga: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Sella: I hear he does car commercials...in atlas
Ashbina:One time he punched me in the face.
Ashbina: It was awesome.
Gilga: And who do we have here?
Everyone’s OC: Just a guy/gal who's a hunter for fun.
Gilga: What kind of half-assed backstory is that?
Brillare is my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.
— Ferrum Silber
The Student Years
Ferrum: When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal.
Ashbina: Which is...?
Ferrum: Me being sectioned under the damn Mental Health Act.
Gilg: Sella, did you ever have a phase where you felt like you were the absolute best around and that people should worship the very ground you walk on? I did. In fact, I’m still in that phase.
Sella: Gilga, that sounds like a complex.
Gilga: No, it’s very simple.
When you get to the point where you’re just so unbelievably f******d, just remember I warned you about trusting people and having emotions.
— Ferrum Silber, during conversation.
Sella: No, seriously, screw Gilga. I hate him.
Lodie: Yeah, he is a prick, but he is good at what he does.
Sammeal: B-Being a prick?
If I’m Sam, and you’re Sam, then who’s flying the plane!?
— Any Sam at any moment
Everyone: Harlock is way too empowered.
Someone else: Agreed, for once. It would be far more fair for everyone involved if God would just smite him or something.
Ferrum: lol ok
Alice: Mom, this is my boyfriend, Ferrum, also known as Ferrum I have a metric ton of money silber.
Alice’s mom: Oh my god. Welcome to the family, and please, call me mom.
Alice: He is also from atlas.
Alice’s mom: Get out.
Yeah, I’m fine. I just…
*takes deep breath*
*starts screaming*
— Lev after spending a full week with ferrum
I wonder what it feels like to know what the hell is going on.
— Samuel looking at the timeline
Why overthink when you can overdrink?
— Roy
Try not to get yourself killed, God forbid you make me happy.
— Ferrum To Ashby
Ferrum: Do you see me as a father figure, rosa?
Rosa: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Sammeal: I did it for you!
Ashy: Cool motive. Still murder.
Ferrum: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Alice: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.
Ferrum: Also, from now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as “Coolest one ” Alice, code name - “Been there done that.” Slate is “Currently doing that.”
Slate: Dammit.
Ferrum: Qrow is “It happened once in a dream.” Brillare, code name - “If I had to pick someone other then slate.”
Brillare: *blushes*
Ferrum: Gilga is…. “Second coolest”
Gilga: Oh, thank go–wait, WHAT.
Hey, why don’t you try to pull that sword out of that big stone over there? You know. For fun.
— Ozpin to sammeal
The Titan years
Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.
-Sammeal during titan age
Slate: Oh my god,Roy. You killed a hooker.
Roy: Call girl! She was a–
Slate: No, Roy. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.
Gilga: /looks at a framed photo of himself
Gilga: Do it for him.
Alice : Ferrum silber is flawless.
Gilga: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Sella: I hear he does car commercials...in atlas
Ashbina:One time he punched me in the face.
Ashbina: It was awesome.
Gilga: And who do we have here?
Everyone’s OC: Just a guy/gal who's a hunter for fun.
Gilga: What kind of half-assed backstory is that?
Brillare is my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.
— Ferrum Silber
The Student Years
Ferrum: When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal.
Ashbina: Which is...?
Ferrum: Me being sectioned under the damn Mental Health Act.
Gilg: Sella, did you ever have a phase where you felt like you were the absolute best around and that people should worship the very ground you walk on? I did. In fact, I’m still in that phase.
Sella: Gilga, that sounds like a complex.
Gilga: No, it’s very simple.
When you get to the point where you’re just so unbelievably f******d, just remember I warned you about trusting people and having emotions.
— Ferrum Silber, during conversation.
Sella: No, seriously, screw Gilga. I hate him.
Lodie: Yeah, he is a prick, but he is good at what he does.
Sammeal: B-Being a prick?
If I’m Sam, and you’re Sam, then who’s flying the plane!?
— Any Sam at any moment
Everyone: Harlock is way too empowered.
Someone else: Agreed, for once. It would be far more fair for everyone involved if God would just smite him or something.
Ferrum: lol ok
Alice: Mom, this is my boyfriend, Ferrum, also known as Ferrum I have a metric ton of money silber.
Alice’s mom: Oh my god. Welcome to the family, and please, call me mom.
Alice: He is also from atlas.
Alice’s mom: Get out.
Yeah, I’m fine. I just…
*takes deep breath*
*starts screaming*
— Lev after spending a full week with ferrum
I wonder what it feels like to know what the hell is going on.
— Samuel looking at the timeline
Why overthink when you can overdrink?
— Roy
Try not to get yourself killed, God forbid you make me happy.
— Ferrum To Ashby
Ferrum: Do you see me as a father figure, rosa?
Rosa: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Sammeal: I did it for you!
Ashy: Cool motive. Still murder.
Ferrum: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Alice: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.
Ferrum: Also, from now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as “Coolest one ” Alice, code name - “Been there done that.” Slate is “Currently doing that.”
Slate: Dammit.
Ferrum: Qrow is “It happened once in a dream.” Brillare, code name - “If I had to pick someone other then slate.”
Brillare: *blushes*
Ferrum: Gilga is…. “Second coolest”
Gilga: Oh, thank go–wait, WHAT.
Hey, why don’t you try to pull that sword out of that big stone over there? You know. For fun.
— Ozpin to sammeal
The Titan years
Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.
-Sammeal during titan age
Slate: Oh my god,Roy. You killed a hooker.
Roy: Call girl! She was a–
Slate: No, Roy. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.
Gilga: /looks at a framed photo of himself
Gilga: Do it for him.